Last updated: October 14, 2020
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How the Earth and Moon Fell in Love
The smaller rock, eventually called the Moon, was horribly embarrassed.
“I’m so sorry!” the smaller rock exclaimed. “I was rushing on my way to the next solar system for an appointment and now I’ve completely come apart. And it must be a Monday because I spilled my carbon dust with extra foam all over myself, too.”
“Why don’t you stay awhile and catch your breath?” suggested the Earth. The smaller rock needed to catch more than just its breath - parts of it were now floating off into space.
With all its belongings scattered into space and their surface transformed into a magma ocean – whether from the collision or complete mortification, or perhaps both - it was hard for the smaller rock to gather the momentum to get up and go. Plus, there was something magnetic about this bigger rock. The smaller rock almost didn’t feel it was possible to leave.
“OK,” the smaller rock said. “I guess I could stay awhile. What’s your name?”
Awhile turned into 4 billion years. During this time, the smaller rock gathered what was left of itself and transformed into the Moon, and the Moon and the Earth fell in love.
The Moon started to orbit around the Earth, but at first the Earth rotated too quickly! Back in those days, the Earth completed one rotation in just 6 hours. Winds blew fast and furious, and just like the movie franchise to come, it seemed like they would never stop.
“Earth,” cried the Moon, “Can you slow down? It’s hard to get to know you when you turn away from me so quickly.”
Over many millions of years, the Earth learned to slow down. But there was another problem. Prior to the arrival of the Moon, the Earth had been a fairly unlivable place, mainly because of the Earth's wobble. Life could not form on Earth with its unpredictable behavior – only the hardiest of bacteria could survive with weather like winter one day and summer the next. The Earth was very ashamed of this – it was the only planet in the solar system that could provide the right conditions for life to flourish, yet it couldn’t quite get the whole thing off the ground. The Earth needed help.
“Moon," said the Earth. “We have spent many wonderful moments together and I feel ready to take our relationship to the next level. You have a good influence on me – especially your gravitational force. You’ve helped me to slow down, and I really appreciate the time we have together as the Universe expands. I would like to settle down and create a home, and believe I can make that happen with your help. Can you help me to stop wobbling, so that I am a hospitable place for life?”
The Moon agreed.